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Why am I sticky and naked? Did I miss something fun? What kind of a father would I be if I said no? Well, then good news! It's a suppository.…

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Give a little credit

And then the battle's not so bad? Alright, let's mafia things up a bit. Joey, burn down the ship. Clamps, burn down the crew. Dear God, they'll be killed on…

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Spare me your space

Oh dear! She's stuck in an infinite loop, and he's an idiot! Well, that's love for you. I'm a thing. Interesting. No, wait, the other thing: tedious. Who am I…

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